Notes posted on a malfunctioning coffee machine:
Post-it 1: Do not use. Leaks.I love geek humor!
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Post-it 2: Denial of Service attack, pri 1, sev 2.
Post-it 3: Mitigation: use other machine.
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Post-it 4: Repairman patch expected OOB on Friday