sysadmin humor

"fsck this!"

Whrump--BRAAAAAA--RUmRumRumRUmRumRUM-BRAAAAAARRRrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRAAAAAAAA *clunk*
RumRUmRUMRUmRUmRumRum---gasp

"HAH! I'll give you 'bad sectors' you piece of badly organized iron."