More HP annoyances

They've recently revised their alert emails to be even more badly formatted. The below slug of text contains a critical alert. Somewhere.


Your alerts
Document: Customer Advisory; Link:
http://alerts.hp.com/r?2.1.3KT.2ZR.xl4lg.C0m3Bi..T.DSeQ.1Lki.DKEbf000 Priority:
Critical; Products: All-in-One Storage Systems,Disk-to-disk Backup,HP Integrity
Entry-level Servers,HP Integrity High-end Servers,HP Integrity Mid-range Servers;
OS: not applicable; Release Date: Feb 26 2008; Description: Advisory: (Revision)
FIRMWARE UPGRADE or WORKAROUND REQUIRED to Prevent Rare Scenario of Potential
Logical Drive Failure on HP Smart Array Controller Attached to Multiple Drive
Arrays if Drive Failure or Incorrect Drive Replacement Occurs After Power Loss
(c01232270) Document: Customer Advisory; Link:
http://alerts.hp.com/r?2.1.3KT.2ZR.xl4lg.C0m3Bi..T.DTgW.1Lki.ccEcI000 Priority:
Recommended; Products: HP ProLiant BL Server Blades,HP ProLiant DL Servers,HP
ProLiant ML Servers,MSA Disk Arrays,Server Controllers; OS: not applicable; Release
Date: Feb 28 2008; Description: Advisory: FIRMWARE UPGRADE RECOMMENDED for Certain
HP Smart Array Controllers to Avoid False SAS and SATA Hard Drive (c01382041)
Document: Customer Advisory; Link:
http://alerts.hp.com/r?2.1.3KT.2ZR.xl4lg.C0m3Bi..T.DTf8.1Lki.DeBcEbI0 Priority:
Routine; Products: HP ProLiant BL Server Blades,HP ProLiant DL Servers,HP ProLiant
ML Servers,HP ProLiant Packaged Cluster Servers,Server/Storage Infrastructure
Management Software; OS: not applicable; Release Date: Feb 20 2008; Description:
Advisory: HP Systems Insight Manager (HP SIM) Running in an Environment with a
Large Number of WBEM Managed Nodes May Experience Task Page Interface Slowdown or
Out of Memory Errors (c01371984) Document: Customer Advisory; Link:
http://alerts.hp.com/r?2.1.3KT.2ZR.xl4lg.C0m3Bi..T.DTgo.1Lki.DAMEdA00 Priority:
Routine; Products: HP ProLiant BL Server Blades,Server Management Software; OS: not
applicable; Release Date: Feb 28 2008; Description: Advisory: Virtual Connect
Enterprise Manager (VCEM) 1.0 May Not Be Able To Add Virtual Connect (VC) Domains
to a Virtual Connect Domain Group After Updating the VC Domain Group on a ProLiant
Server (c01382035) Document: Customer Advisory; Link:
http://alerts.hp.com/r?2.1.3KT.2ZR.xl4lg.C0m3Bi..T.DTgi.1Lki.CPQEca00 Priority:
Routine; Products: HP ProLiant BL Server Blades,HP ProLiant DL Servers,HP ProLiant
Packaged Cluster Servers; OS: not applicable; Release Date: Feb 28 2008;
Description: Advisory: ProLiant Essentials Virtual Machine Manager (VMM) Displays
Incorrect VMM Warning Message on FireFox Browser for ActiveX Controls (c01382044)
Document: Customer Advisory; Link:
http://alerts.hp.com/r?2.1.3KT.2ZR.xl4lg.C0m3Bi..T.DTgQ.1Lki.MAEcC000 Priority:
Routine; Products: HP ProLiant BL Server Blades,HP ProLiant DL Servers,HP ProLiant
ML Servers,HP ProLiant Packaged Cluster Servers; OS: not applicable; Release Date:
Feb 28 2008; Description: Advisory: (c01382042) Document: Customer Advisory;
Link: http://alerts.hp.com/r?2.1.3KT.2ZR.xl4lg.C0m3Bi..T.DTgg.1Lki.CJcEcY00
Priority: Routine; Products: HP ProLiant DL Servers,HP ProLiant ML Servers,HP
ProLiant Packaged Cluster Servers,Server Network Interface Cards; OS: not
applicable; Release Date: Feb 28 2008; Description: Advisory: Novell NetWare
Teaming Driver (QASM.LAN) May Fail to Load After Upgrading to ProLiant Support Pack
for Novell NetWare 7.80 (or later) (c01382039) Document: Customer Advisory; Link:
http://alerts.hp.com/r?2.1.3KT.2ZR.xl4lg.C0m3Bi..T.DTgU.1Lki.XIEcG000 Priority:
Routine; Products: All-in-One Storage Systems,HP Integrity Entry-level Servers,HP
Integrity High-end Servers,HP Integrity Mid-range Servers,HP ProLiant BL Server
Blades; OS: not applicable; Release Date: Feb 28 2008; Description: Advisory:
(Revision) HP ProLiant Smart Array SAS/SATA Event Notification Service Version
6.4.0.xx Does Not Log All Events to the Windows Registry (c01177411) Document:
Customer Advisory; Link:
http://alerts.hp.com/r?2.1.3KT.2ZR.xl4lg.C0m3Bi..T.DTgk.1Lki.CVEEcc00 Priority:
Routine; Products: HP ProLiant BL Server Blades,HP ProLiant DL Servers,HP ProLiant
ML Servers,HP ProLiant Packaged Cluster Servers,ProLiant Essentials Software; OS:
not applicable; Release Date: Feb 28 2008; Description: Advisory: SmartStart
Scripting Toolkit Reboot Utility May Not Respond Or May Display a Segmentation
Fault Error On a ProLiant Server Running SUSE LINUX Enterprise Server 10 Service
Pack 1 (SP1) (c01382031) Document: Customer Notice; Link:
http://alerts.hp.com/r?2.1.3KT.2ZR.xl4lg.C0m3Bi..T.DTh2.1Lki.DdWYEbE0 Priority:
Routine; Products: HP ProLiant BL Server Blades,HP ProLiant DL Servers,HP ProLiant
ML Servers; OS: not applicable; Release Date: Feb 28 2008; Description: Notice:
Linux System Health Application and Insight Management Agents (hpasm),
Lights-Out-Driver and Agents (hprsm), and NIC Agents (cmanic) Are Now Delivered as
a Single rpm Package for all Supported HP ProLiant Linux Servers (c01382040)
Document: Customer Advisory; Link:
http://alerts.hp.com/r?2.1.3KT.2ZR.xl4lg.C0m3Bi..T.DU7I.1Lki.DbNQEaL0 Priority:
Routine; Products: HP ProLiant BL Server Blades,HP ProLiant DL Servers,HP ProLiant
ML Servers,HP ProLiant Packaged Cluster Servers; OS: not applicable; Release Date:
Feb 28 2008; Description: Advisory: Virtual Machine Manager (VMM) 3.1 May Cause a
(c01383032)


This is a plain-text email, no HTML->Plain formatting weirdness. It COMES this glommed together. Time to send a cranky-gram.