An obscure request

A friend is looking for a certain someone to help convince his management that people like that really exist.
I'd like to find at least one good Unix developer, who can design and implement software that meets my (apparently high) quality standards. Expertise in TCP/IP networking is required. Familiarity with embedded system/appliance kinds of products would be helpful, as would experience with network protocol implementation, IPsec, TLS, secure configuration of Unix, and kernel development. Familiarity with FreeBSD would also be plus. If you are such a person, or know such a person, send me mail.
Or just leave a comment! I'll forward you on.