Flying Solo, Day one: part one

The other two admins are out of town and I'm running things solo for the first time. In the hour I've been here, we've had a DMCA-related traceback (some fool was doing a bit-torrent of LOST IN TRANSLATION off of our VPN server and got noticed), two high priority e-mail account creations, and hand-holding another admin in the final bits of a problem we started fixing yesterday. My absent office-mate's phone has rung several times but has yet to roll over to mine; this could be both good and bad.