And for my next trick...
Hi. I have a brain. No really. You know the NetWare portal? That wonderful thing you can get to by going to https://server:8009/ ? And how you get an SSL error (usually) if you go there with https://server:8009/ instead of https://ip-of-server:8009/ ? Well, if you change your load line:
load httpstk.nlm /SSL /keyfile:"SSL CertificateIP"
load httpstk.nlm /SSL /keyfile:"SSL CertificateDNS"
That goes away. Nifty, huh? Only took me, oh, FOUR YEARS to figure that out. Aie.